LAWMAKERS

I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE RE LAWS IN VARIOUS U.S. STATES THAT STILL ARE IN FORCE:     IT IS ILLEGAL TO IMPERSONATE A MEMBER OF THE CLERGY........IT IS ILLEGAL TO OPEN AN UMBRELLA ON THE STREET FOR FEAR OF SPOOKING HORSES.....PUTTING SALT ON RAILROAD TRACKS CARRIES THE DEATH PENALTY.....IT IS ILLEGAL TO FLIP BOOGERS INTO THE WIND.....IT IS ILLEGAL TO CARRY AN ICE CREAM CONE IN YOUR REAR POCKET AT ANY TIME.....AND STILL, WE HAVE LAWMAKERS, THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED....ALL OVER THE PLACE..EVERYWHERE.....WE NEED A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD...HAVE SOME FREEDOM...THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND, THIS LAND IS MY LAND..FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND...THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR.....BOOGER FLICKERS, UMBRELLA OPENERS...AND SALTY DOGS....AMEN..HEY, WAKE UP AND DO SOMETHIN.....THE B