CELEBRATION TIME

Both of us wanted to conclude the project ASAP.  This was like the man who beat himself in the head with a hammer because it felt so good when he quit. Within the last two days, we finished the case and here is how:  Neither of us could find any court records of a marriage between X and her man. As the man came home unexpectedly late at night and found a car in his driveway, he had no need for us anymore.  Blythe did send a letter to the man and it went like this:  Dear Mr. xxxx     Thank you for choosing Blythe Private  Investigations.  Please find enclosed the pics of three cars parked in your drive when you were away.  You can see the tag numbers and from those, we got the names of the owners.  They were all women.  We checked out these women and all of them are lesbians, so you have no reason to worry.  You owe us nothing for my services as I will be paid by the Sacremento Bee for writing about what it is like to be a P.I.  The story will center around the case you provided for us..Please feel free to contact me again for any other concerns....Sincerely, Blythe.   NOW!  The celebration on our Veranda...a glass of wine,,,,,the sound of rustling nets,,,soft colors...and Blythe began to sing...I never knew she could sing like that..so impromptu...so, so beautiful;  she sang before me,  looking deeply into my eyes:   There's a place for us.....somewhere a place for us....peace and quiet and open air....wait for us....somewhere.....There's a place for us...a time and place for us....hold my hand and we're halfway there..hold my hand and I'll take you there......Some how.....Some way....Some where........