Friday, October 5, 2012
HOW DENAIR GOT A BAD REPUTATION
One day, my cousin's Mother took us into Downtown Turlock and dropped us off. We were gratified that she trusted us so much. We were walking down a sidewalk and a lady passed us. She took one look and asked us "Are you boys from Denair?" We said no and wondered what on Earth was that about. We assumed Denair was a breeding ground for little degenerates. We tried to pick up some girls, but failed. Later, his Mom picked us up at a pre-determined site and we went back to the farm. She asked her Son if he knew what had caused an "ugly brown stain just below the bathroom window." He did not know, but I suspected I did. When I woke up in the night with an erection and had to pee, I peed through the screen on the window, as hitting the toilet was impossible under those conditions. The stain was rust from the screen.....It was really a magical Summer and we were sad when it was time to board the bus and go back home. Maybe the parents were not so sad, come to think of it.....(to be continued)
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